Dec 24, 2009
Tony looks on helplessly as Dennis commits a major audience member
faux pas at "Xanadu: The Musical" in Orange County. Tony's
dating derby rages on, a listener solves the mystery of the second
sphincter and Dennis and Tony share their origin story, which
involves Vanessa Williams.
Dec 17, 2009
Tony's back hurts and he gets a massage from God and Dennis almost
embarasses himself in front of a Queer Eye as Shitstorm '09 rages
Dec 10, 2009
Dennis and Tony bask in the glory of Tony's triumphant stand-up special. Dennis's has a total Kate Hudson turnaround thanks to her fun, 60's-esque number in "Nine." Meredith Baxter orders a steaming bowl of pussy and the boys pick up the check.
Nov 30, 2009
Tony recalls Thanksgiving with his family and gives an update on the three bachelors who are currently in play. Dennis has no love or family life to speak of so he talks about the movies he saw over the holiday weekend including New Moon and The Blind Side.
Nov 26, 2009
Tony is torn between three lovers and Dennis is as committed as
ever to his beloved Diet Coke. We also rap about Adam
Lambert, Precious and Oprah's calling it quits.